I’ve sadly taken care of many kids harmed by #COVID19 and #MISC. Know what I’ve never seen (or even heard of)? A kid harmed by wearing a mask.

Anesthesia should rebrand itself as interventional pharmacology

I’ve really been “I just need to get through this week”ing for two years straight

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Pop and lock? Adults, that's just the pee pee dance set to music stop stealing our ideas.

Toddlers should start inventing songs with agendas. ♫ Put the fruit snacks in the cart, stop pretending you don't have money ♪

"Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer." This is especially true if you farted.

I've always known that while beliefs may divide, crunchy snacks heal and make togetherness.

Weird how people won't buy fruit snacks but give you fruit as a snack. It's just semantics.

Around 5 o'clock you can see parents struggling with whether to start dinner or happy hour.

I feel like Green Eggs & Ham is trying to push the paleo agenda.

In honor of Kim K and Kanye naming their child North West, I'm announcing the name of my first child: Cleareyes. I can't lose. #FNL

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There are no more carefree nights and weekends. You signed up for a child not a mobile phone.

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At church

What Your Toddler Wants For Breakfast Now you know

Photo shoot instagram.com/p/4sC4ItrrCe/

Our trucks are on the road again… And yes, they are filled with Blue Bell Ice Cream! vimeo.com/135988695