Kanye: nice to meet you Trump: I just made you head of HUD Kanye: I'm not Ben Carson Trump: my bad, Mr. Obama

Why is there a 'D' in "Fridge", but not "Refrigerator"?

Sleep you cruel bitch, why dost thou tease me?

Thinking about dying my hair this color... x.com/earth_pics/sta…

THE MIST, MR. MERCEDES, 1922, GERALD'S GAME, THE DARK TOWER, and IT: Believe it or not, they all look awesome.

Yes! x.com/thoughtfulchim…

Hello Wednesday! I'm gonna kick your ass and call you Pugsley!

Thursday's blow. Hurry your ass up Friday

Lunch used to be pals eating sammies moms made& giggling at dumb stuff. Now it's PB from a jar finishing a report nobody will ever read.

The blurb on James Patterson's latest book is from...James Patterson!

Putin is furious. One more bomb and I release the pee tape.

You ever think you got your shit together for like a day but then you realized you didn't.. at all

The clowns are pissed at me. Sorry, most are great. BUT...kids have always been scared of clowns. Don't kill the messengers for the message.

United Airlines new slogan: “Fly the friendly skies once you get off the scary ground.”

Ya' think?!

I’m not sure if I’m open minded and non judgmental or just don’t give a f*ck about people.

Maryya Dean poems can be viewed via the following links: cosmofunnel.com/poems/pain-109… #poems #mustread

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9180 days till retirement!👵🏼