🌌 Dark Energy Module Analysis 🌠 APR: 199% 🔬 Epoch 12 (Dark) 📊 DSR: 0.988 (Partially Backed) ⚡ $EX Price: 0.989 stS ($0.07) ⚡$xEX Staked: 66701 🪐 Hubble: $1.67 Convert your $stS and earn on Sonic Beets

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DerpQuest Dice Snapshot 1/24 15 Bettors 6 Winners 10.5k $DERP Bet 55 Mana Credits (100 Mana each) distributed to participants based on their wager volume. You will be able to claim these on the DerpQuest UI for whichever character you choose by tomorrow evening.

VRFing my balls off. If a 20 sided die is not your vibe then go flip a coin, idk. paintswap Hubble Protocol Sonic Sonic Eco Play at your own risk. Wager $DERP on a 20 sided dice roll quest.derpe.xyz/dice Wager $xEX on a Coin Flip xhubble.xyz/redshift

If you bet before the end of the day on the 24th you can now claim your Mana on app.quest.derpe.xyz. You decide which characters to put the Mana on.

It's my birthday in like 5 hours stop nuking all my tokens k plz thx

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$DERP for January's Berpers will be airdropped tomorrow 4:20 PM EST.

DerpQuest Dice Week 2 Mana Crystals have been distributed. Thanks for testing!

Smells like Low T all over this platform.

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Derp Quest Dice Week 3 Crystals will be dropped around 2 PM EST Thanks for derpin

Mana Crystals dispo'd

KYC = future wrench attack victim database

In the past years, the UX of nearly every single defi app has gone from simple and useable to nightmarish memory guzzling dumpster fires. The fuck you all doing?

Preseason 4 will begin a bit earlier in the day than usual. Mana Crystals for Derp Quest Dice will be dispo'd after the rollover. Snapshotting mana now.