Wait, why are Seattle Sounders FC hosting the match against LA Galaxy when we came 2nd in group and they came 1st?!

Stop the count!

Since getting my birthday present a few weeks early: Sounders scored 7 goals and only let in 1, against the 2nd ranked teams in MLS and then Liga MX… it’s the Rothrock effect!

Good Saturday for my teams… but I rarely get a sweep of wins across these teams 🤞😬

Well, no Mexican teams left in Leagues Cup, so perfect time to also bow out, I reckon…

Seems harsh in an article about Leagues Cup to talk about the runners-up like that:

Feel like VAR should have intervened for a red card, even if it wasn’t in anger and against a team-mate

Alex Roldan ain’t available to be your goalkeeper, Columbus

It’s one goalkeeper, Michael. How much could it cost? $10?

I #VoteRusnak for Major League Soccer Albert of the Rusnak!

Monk at Lindesfarne severely misreading the room:

We’ve Rothrock-pilled Doyle! Next stop, the world!

If I’ve worked this out right, it took us until the Philly game on April 30th to get 9 points total from the start of the season… that was over 9 weeks, and 10 matches!

If the same thing as this year happens, CCC means no Open Cup for the Sounders… but it does mean a Tacoma Defiance Cup run instead 🙏

You know the fix is in for the auld firm when they’re giving Celtic a corner after the final whistle! 🤣

Cc: teams at the north and south ends of Cascadia

Petition to remove the whitecaps and replace them with a certain someone in the bonfire 🔥

Can’t believe PRO just emailed me thanking me for watching one of the games that participated in their “take a clown to work week”

Didn’t Sounders end up 4th in the West before our 2016 MLS Cup appearance? I’m not saying, I’m just saying…

Brontë’s publisher in October 1847: