I wrote a book tomorrow, it's called The Coming.

I thought Hi Men was a greeting until I studied biology!

Where's me chips????? youtube.com/watch?v=MoKknl…

My girlfriends legs are so thin I had to tie knots in them for knees.

Today I'm teaching students how to articulate - JOINTS, that is; VOCAL articulation is a doomed and dying art.

A thought just occurred to me.

Yesterday my students sang Happy Birthday and presented me with a shirt with my teaching motto - F.O.F.O. Only we know what that means!

Today I take the finishing students for their last lecture. Five years, where did it all go? You get to know people well in five years.

My car died on the North Circular yesterday, it will never be driven again. Tonight I will have a new car (well, another car).