the way men in mexican soccer kiss and spit on each other constantly is…… erotic at the VERY least like

pro tip: carry around flowers while you wander around if you wanna feel like the hottest bitch at the co-op

the gas station was playing shania twain (just as god intended) only for these men start talking about Trump having been shot 15 minutes ago??!?!??

white people love to walk backwards in a crowd omfg

me

walked into a classroom as a guest teacher and a kid raised his hand immediately to ask what my sexual identity was literally both clocked and gathered me before the bell rang????

just overheard some teen in the MOA bathroom saying“ew there is NOTHING more cringe than calling your crush” to her friend like ok real

Celsius should be classified as a Schedule l drug ‼️

go to the local dive bar to finish a grant and everyone around me is having INTENSE ass conversations like this”i’m just waiting for my mom to die ya know” and “you know babe… I don’t think the band is gonna last much longer…” ????? what is going on

grown (non-gay) men singing Lana Del Rey in karaoke doesn’t sit right with me

just know that if im going around saying im polyamorous its because im a true tapper and gotta a lot of shit to say 🗣️‼️

I actually don’t know what I was thinking when I said I would go out tonight because it’s kinda hard to wanna shake ass when you’re just thinking about your ancestors all day lmao

actually…. my stance on gender neutral bathrooms is over bc a man just spit into this shared sink………

sometimes it feels like cis straight men don’t actually like or love women…. it’s like they just reallly don’t wanna be gay so they settle

I believe that there is something for men that I can only refer to as Resting Landlord Face

not them playing aphex twin at the dive bar

tbh taylor swift is teetering on being the elon musk of pop music