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1. Prostitution is now hookup 2. Charm is now Grace, 3. The bad character is now mood swings 4. Fake life is now packaging 5. A broke young man is poor but a broke young woman is a strong woman 6. Happiness now depends on drugs 7. Drunkard now sees addiction as an excuse

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Omo one big stout for Fabrizio.

First free kick, I turned to my cousin and said "we ain't scoring this, we no dey score from direct free kicks" second one, i said " we ain't scoring this also but Rice proved me wrong again. Never been so happy to be very wrong.

Men never date or marry: 1. Nurses 2. Single mothers 3. Party girls 4. Girls with tattoos 5.Feminists 6. Horse girls 7. Lawyers Here’s why… 🧵

Goalkeepers will now have 8 seconds to release the ball or a corner kick will be given in a new rule. Over 8.5 Corners loading 🤣

Explaining to a woman what she did wrong is like trying to have a serious conversation with a 7-year-old.

You can’t build something real with someone addicted to attention. No matter how loyal you are, you’ll always lose to the dopamine high of strangers liking their selfies.

If she can’t be corrected without getting offended, she’s not ready for love, growth, or partnership. You can’t build with someone who sees guidance as an attack and pride as protection.

You can’t build love with someone in survival mode. They’re not looking for loyalty. They’re looking for escape routes. One setback and they’re already in someone else’s face. That’s not a partner. That’s a hustler. A 🧵

Pre wedding medical test for couples: 1. Genotype Test 2. Blood group 3. HIV 4. Hepatitis B and C 5. STD 6. Fertility Test 7. Possible chronic genetic order 8. Thalassemia Test 9. Mental health assessment Don’t just waste time on pre wedding pictures. Repost for others!!

Actions carry more weight than words. We can offer apologies repeatedly, but if our actions remain the same, our words lose their meaning.

In Nigeria, it’s easier to buy a government job than to earn one. Pay ₦500k to join Road Safety. ₦1M to join immigration. ₦2M for CBN. The poor write tests. You don’t need skills to get a job — just connections, cash, or a godfather. That’s why the most qualified are

It is with the utmost sadness that I once again reaffirm what I have consistently said: Nigeria has become a crime scene. How else does one explain the recent revelation by the Senate, which uncovered the audited accounts of the NNPC from 2017 to 2023? The Senate uncovered

You are a very very dirty man if you patronize prostitutes.

8: You’ll never be free until you forgive your parents. They were flawed, human, and broken too. Blame keeps you stuck. Healing sets you free. Stop waiting for an apology. Set yourself free first.

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Get your girlfriend's phone & search any of these words on her WhatsApp: 1) food 2) craving 3) airtime 4) data 5) gas 6) hungry 7) sharwama 8) suya 9) coldstone 10) room no 11) sick 12) fees 13) rent 14) hair 15) salary 16) tfare/transport 17) sex 18) wig Thank me later. End.

Gyokeres is good but he's 27, Meaning we might need to spend €80m on another striker in 3 years🤷🏽‍♂️ Sesko is 22, 6ft5, Rapid & 2 Footed. Andrea Berta might be COOKING😋