she’s also with the prime minister of canada, she’ll be fine without it. give it to me

you know when I was growing up, we were raised to be afraid of becoming a “sell out”. a lesson many of you could learn from

a membership to a debt collector so like how much longer do you think we have

ok but seriously how do we think they met

>without sucking up management resources maybe this is just cope but the reality is someone still needs to: - identify what needs to get done and when - coordinate with + enroll other stakeholders - set up these automations/systems - troubleshoot + fix them when things shift

the worst part about living in canada is that this house is listed for over $1M and is also the cheapest house in a 100KM radius to where I currently live

this is just being canadian except we don’t bitch about it. americans way over compensate for winter and spend an absorbent amount of money on fancy products to pretend they’re comfortable just throw a parka over your tshirt and move on

started watching the show Pluribus with my husband and he’s rooting for the Others

sounds like someone who’s in the “don’t get an invite” camp

thought this was kristen bell and dax shepard for a hot second there

I’m a single issue voter and the issue is making “virtual staging” photos in house listings illegal

wept a little bit looking at this

you guys I’m scared I was watching instagram reels and stumbled upon a girl who looks EXACTLY like I did at 25 and I’m self actualizing in real time and realizing I should have more compassion for myself and I’m not as ugly as I thought I was

fun fact: you can smoke a cigarette in the subway in new york. nobody will stop you

ah fuck

husband got me a massage table and an ipad for christmas. he understands my mind

last year my husband printed a whole bunch of photos from our year (meals we shared, date nights, parties, and other random notable moments) and had me try to put them in order surprising effective way to reflect on the year and how much really happened

pov you just sent skooks your wedding photos

sitting at christmas dinner with your 12 most obscure cousins. the 40 year old one whose name you forget shows you his full back tattoo piece dedicated to weezer. your aunt asks you if weezer is a politician, and you think, sure, why the hell not.

my husband does this really cute thing where we waits until we’re in the most crowded place possible and then uses his outside voice to ask if I just farted