Michael Carrick will be the first English manager to win the Premier League.

Clearly you haven't seen his weak foot rockets, towering headers, assists, dribbled then. How amazing that blind people can finally use twitter!

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A player worth 150m should not only be doing these dribbles but also scoring here. If you can't score against Luxembourg, you just aren't worth the money that your club paid for you. Simple as that. Overrated by definition and should not be getting more time to prove himself.

Jamie Carragher for Liverpool: 768 Matches 3 Goals 7 Own Goals 0 PL Titles FINALLY DECIDED TO DEFEND FOR HIS OWN CLUB TODAY 🥹🙏🫡👏

Okay, G/A aside Heading: Bruno Shot Power: Bruno Shot Accuracy: Bruno Stamina: Bruno Agility: Bruno Long Pass: Bruno Tackling: Bruno Movement off the ball: Bruno Free kick: Bruno Work rate: Bruno Speed: Bruno Creativity: Bruno So what does Pedri have over Bruno Fernandes

Why engage with a barca fan when you can just wait? 😂😂😂

Barca fans love Ronaldo more than Messi but I can't prove it

Happy new year <Like this tweet. Nice animation>

Only reposting this because of the elite username game

Class but the CL is silent because he plays for Arsenal 🫡👏

Those were the days

If you've ever played football competitively, you'd know that this is nearly impossible to pull off in a high pressure situation. Bruno is untouchable.

No matter when you revisit this tweet, it's always a good time.

Why is the former captain of Swansea posting this?

To: ██████ █████ From: Jeffrey Epstein <[email protected]> 25. Oct. 2014, 3am Diogo Dalot, nice person, should invite him soon.

Garnacho can't take on a man because he's lesbian

Bruno is better than Ozil in the PL. If he played in La Liga, he'd have 2x the stats.

Your football IQ really shows when you talk about Bruno Fernandes.

Scientists have proven that people with "afc" in their usernames are retarded.