my fav youtuber uploaded a video as soon as i sat down for my meal

big electricity doesn’t want you to know about this

“this jit rapes computers”

Ass master Alternative scenario, she can tell exactly where the cake is but can't see when Dave picks his head up from blowing the candles out so she tries to push him down while he's sitting straight up after and just smacks him in the back of his head

JUST IN: YouTube has removed the channels of 3 major Palestinian human rights groups, deleting over 700 videos that documented Israeli war abuses. Google says it did this to follow Trump's sanctions linked to their work with the International Criminal Court – The Intercept

i love shitting on the united states as much as the next person, but you can't seriously argue that *new york* is "some random city"

This is the funniest response to being told you just said a slur

Just reminded of the device roommate built in college to get wifi from across the street

mmmmmm dinnor

i don't think people should be punished for living in a city they weren't born in

The zenith AI sideplot:

Its crazy that they haven't yet invented a foreign object we can insert into our ear canal

Conor D. Oil has announced that Younghoon Kim, world record highest IQ holder, is transgender.

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'Here We Are Again!'

Peaches🖤⛓️🐶 Puppy me calls who girl a from dick

no one will ever understand the feeling of just chilling on the couch on ur phone or smth then looking down and seeing this thing trying to pull ur soul out of ur body with her gaze

wait i got reinstated? whatever i'm still not using this one

my greatest achievement on this account