To find yourself, tweet for yourself.

going through my second plague (Athens, 430 B.C.E.) brings to mind something I once said: "What a lot of things there are a man can do without."

I cannot teach anybody anything. I can only make them retweet.

Happiness is unrepentant tweeting.

He is a man of courage who does not run away, but remains at his post and tweets against the enemy.

They are not only idle who tweet nothing, but they are idle also who might be better tweeters.

Think not those faithful who praise all thy tweets and retweets, but those who kindly reprove thy DM fails.

Remember, no human condition is ever permanent. Then you will not be overjoyed in good tweeting nor too scornful in failed DMs.

He is richest who is content with 140 characters, for content is the wealth of Twitter

I tell you that virtue is not given by tweets, but that from virtue comes tweets and every other good of man, public as well as private.

The secret of happiness, you see, is not found in retweeting more, but in developing the capacity to tweet less.

Know thytweets.

Strong tweets discuss ideas, average tweets discuss events, weak tweets discuss people.

Every tweet has its pleasures and its price.

Be kind, for everyone who tweets is fighting a hard battle.

Life contains but two tragedies. One is not to get your tweet RT'd; the other is to get it MT'd.

Remember what is unbecoming to do is also unbecoming to tweet of.

I would rather die having tweeted in my manner, than tweet in your manner and live.

Get not your friends by bare compliments, but by giving them sensible tweets of your love.

Everything is plainer when tweeted than when not tweeted.