for you my fair maiden

It's scary when the washing machine spins really fast.

third children were always the cursed ones, weren’t they﹖

since no one wants to play Toys with me today i am going to do my third favorite activity, Drowning

i gotta get out here man. i need to go outside and play

God knows, things were easier then.

Onlyfans? Sorry I'm Only a Fan of my wife!

propaganda I am falling for: - whatever my wife tells me the end

But you can make it funny. You can make anything funny.

my pronouns are we/we’re cause my wife is included in everything i do

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since No one wants to play toys with me i am going to do my fourth favorite activity ,Running into traffic

sorry i have to go . My gf just sprayed me with the spray bottle whcih means Bad

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She used 2 hands on my weiner and i don’t have a 2 hand weiner

You must understand that it is going to get me and it is going to kill me

gf won’t play toys with me so i have to watch short form content

Every other word I speak is something she says.