Joel DeJong (@snailstampede) 's Twitter Profile
Joel DeJong

@snailstampede

Husband of @MickOfTime17 (tho she doesn't use Twitter). Father of three. Freelance goof. Owner of Heights Cream Ice Cream Shop. He/him.

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Aakash Gupta (@aakashg0) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Ring paid somewhere between $8 and $10 million for a 30-second Super Bowl spot to tell 120 million viewers that their cameras now scan neighborhoods using AI. The math is wild. Ring has roughly 20 million devices in American homes. Search Party is enabled by default. The opt-out

(not) NOT jackson (@jacksonfromtwit) 's Twitter Profile Photo

you have to talk to strangers. u have to wave at every dog u see on your walk. you are all becoming dark and evil and on the internet far too much

Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) 's Twitter Profile Photo

50-year old movie about television networks doomed to become corporate playthings and the tv news industry selling its soul in search of ratings

U2 (@u2) 's Twitter Profile Photo

On this Ash Wednesday, Days Of Ash is released as a self-contained collection of five new songs and a selected poem - American Obituary, The Tears Of Things, Song Of The Future, Wildpeace, One Life At A Time and Yours Eternally (ft. Ed Sheeran & Taras Topolia). This new EP is a

Bark (@barkmeta) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Realizing American citizens paid $175 billion in illegal tariffs and it’s being refunded to companies instead of back to us.

Joel DeJong (@snailstampede) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Does it take a while to get out of the stadium after an event as it is? Yes. Is moving it out of Chicago going to make a meaningful difference? No, because you're just gonna trade foot traffic for vehicle traffic!!

Akilah Hughes (@akilahobviously) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Can’t imagine any president saying they can destroy the country and have the media be docile little lambs about it, but we live in a time of ultimate cowardice.

Joel DeJong (@snailstampede) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The GALL to have Kalshi ads end with an option for "Recession this year?" as something you can bet on, as if the existence of Kalshi itself isn't already a sign.

august (@regularaugust) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I think the craziest part is that Criterion discs now usually have less bonus features than the average studio dvd from 2004

kev joon (@never_oppressed) 's Twitter Profile Photo

They’re not even opposing war at this point. They’re just saying “make a good pitch for it so we can get fully onboard!”