Fun fact: You could switch “wore” and “made” and the sentence would still mean the same thing. English😂

We finally get it. Rest in peace, Michael.

My friends 2 year old has gotten into a habit of biting people. So the other day I bit him back (not hard) he was so shocked he stared at me and I stared back. Apparently he hasn't bitten anyone the whole weekend. Follow me for more parenting advice.

Yaani yule Leah wa Bible hangesema yeye sio Rachel aokoe Jacob? Kusema tu I'm not the bride, I'm the bride's sister ilimlemea?? 😂😂

We still remember our fallen comrades Retweet widely #RutoMustGo #RutoMustGoNow

This Feb alone, - Pastor Ezzy amesema anakufa this month - Governors are claiming Senators are “extortionists” - JKL ungovernable - ⁠Sifuna anapita na watu - ⁠Salat anajiforce kwa familia - ⁠Owuor anahongana na 20keii - ⁠Karauri is a ….A LOT is going on💀💀💀

Waaaah 😅😅😅😅 #RutoMustGo

Lakini haka kanua kangu katakuja kuni weka matatani siku Moja. Mhesh amenipea last warning na Mimi ata sikua na ubaya. I just echoed what others were reporting but with a little touch of Royco Mchuzi mix. Sisi kama walala hoii ata hatunaga ubaya na mtu wajameni. Pole basi.🥲

He literally explained the Black Coffee Theory and why it changes how you approach life.

Prime Twitter is coming back , kila corner ni vayolence 😂😂

If nothing happens over Epstein then nothing is ever going to happen over anything.

Wakenya Hamko sawa kabisaaa. Mezeni dawa….what is this?🤣

Playing hide and seek with kids... the way they think they'll disappear when they close their eyes 😂

Tuko Kadi. #RutoMustGo

Ndio kuingia hizi mtaa, foreman hana hata huruma

I don't know who or what traumatized African parents buana, hao watu hukua paranoid and over protective for no reason. Yani ni kikombe umeangusha bahati mbaya lakini advice unapewa ni vile ngono na mihadarati itakuharibia maisha.

Tokens zinaenda wapi ama kuna gaidi amebypass ,Tokens zinaisha fwaaaaaa

Petite babes hawezi lala na ngotha ju wakiamka morning wataipata iko kwa shingo kama scarf.

Maua itakauka wewe mpeee mimba ndio italast forever 🤪🤪🤪🤪

Do people steel your tweets? ama niachane na wewe😁😁