realized while listening to the new andré 3000 album that he and kenny g are now contemporaries

where my stoner swifties at? i made the lavender haze dope soap just for us and it smells intoxicating, like something you just wanna stay in. all soaps are currently buy 2, get 1 free in the shop rn: apothecaryhighdesert.com #lavenderhaze #dopesoaps #taylornation #stonergifts

we tried.

I love women because they are either thinking about skincare or death

to the petty bitch who signed me up for emails from a worm farm: joke’s on you, i’m getting the best worm deals of my life!

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

the bbc headline doesn’t make it clear but their reporting does: a disabled man was mauled for several minutes at least by an idf attack dog, forcibly separated from his family by soldiers, and left by those soldiers to die of his wounds. not a lonely death, but murder

come at me, hoa

so embarrassing to yawn while crying

it’s worth noting, Rep. Gabe Vasquez, that the Holocaust began with mass deportations like the ones our American Gestapo, aka ICE, to whom you extend gratitude, are kidnapping people off New Mexico streets for

At New Mexico’s Torrance County Detention Facility, where hundreds of humans kidnapped by ICE are held, there’s reports of verbal & physical abuse, being forced to wear dirty clothing, and a lack of access to medical services, but Rep. Gabe Vasquez expresses his gratitude to ICE