It appears that 98% out of 101% of people got this correct 🤔

If there's one thing that I really can't stand. It's a tripod with a leg missing.

Bananaconda

Wow, Black Mirror is back! I just watched the 1st 2 episodes, and all of the emotions are evoked. I don't know how they keep coming up with this stuff. Brilliant.

Caught the Easter Bunny.

Wool i am

How long are the rounds, and does it count if the Gorilla taps.

I'm not sure if I should believe this or not.

I'm in Sandwich - not going to do a food pun - on Thursday, which is publication day for My Family: The Memoir paperback...

That's the last foreplay concert I mean Coldplay concert they'll attend.

Getting Krypto vibes off puppy this morning.

Okay #FantasticFour

My favourite bit of Jurassic Park/world is when a large dinosaur is about to attack a human, but is then attacked and eaten by an even larger dinosaur. That's the best bit in all of the dinosaur films.

Any idea where I can get one of these?

A workaholic architect discovers a universal remote, and you would not believe what happens next! #ClickBait

On the off-chance any of my old crew are still on here - I'm doing my first Ed Fringe show in 6 years! Last night (first of my run) sold out, so please prebook via Gilded Balloon to avoid disappointment! Xxx

The new Wolverine looks a bit rubbish.

I've eaten so much over Christmas that I've...

I'm-going-to-type-all-my-sentences-like-this-from-now-on-to-try-and-keep-autocorrect-happy.