Wednesday

When the fire kindling gets A level serious

Is there any more cunty sound than a Tesla reversing?

Fascinating episode! spotify.link/hREoXwBarOb

There’s a nana waiting for this ferry with me who’s family keep ringing her to make sure she’s ok with all her travel and advise her about trains. Every time her phone rings she she looks like she’s about to toss it into the sea

Fuck me it’s bitter on the beach. Really enjoying my Reynauds syndrome kicking in with a vengeance 🥶😫😫

Walking the dog in the dark and an older man coming towards us stopped and stood right back out of my way and did a deep bow as I went past. I liked it, 10/10 should be a thing

Trying to make my printer realise that, yes, there is fucking paper in the fucking input tray, why the fuck can’t you fucking feel that it is fucking there, gives me renewed sympathy for men with small penises

Love it when I invoice a client and they reply with a 👍🏻 instead of just paying the fucking thing

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My child and her father; forcing me to think about unclenching my jaw since 2004

So this is 48 🎈