Why are toilets literally just big ass porcelain megaphones… Fucked up Joe Biden … #slugthoughts

How many times do I have to do this shit

Coming out of retirement got an opportunity I just can’t refuse

Idk why everyone is so hyped about chat gpt we’ve literally had it for decades

Is this not the endgame of every strike how is this news

Is there ever gonna be an OW1 mode or am I just not gonna get to do that again

God created uv 9 and fitted sheets to humble man (I am burnt to a crisp and out of breath)

Uber is just the craziest experience I’ll be in the backseat talking to someone about their nephew committing suicide while listening to Taylor Swift at like 11pm on a Friday

“Harry Potter got rejected 7 times!” -every horrible writer ever Give up

He's still got it

Still got it

We used to be kings

This man can't wash his face in the sink?

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Mario Kart with proximity chat would be the funniest game of all time

you don't have body dysmorphia you're just insecure bro

As if the Chargers loss wasn’t bad enough, now my wife is beaten up. Awful awful day

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