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@sleepysithlord

Father.
Nerd.
Brother.
Husband.

Part time disturber of the peace.

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calendar_today01-01-2014 01:23:26

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How the fuck do I do this? I just found out that one of the best friends I've ever had died. I had a bad feeling, but I didn't know until now. I don't know how to process this.

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Common trait of models: they are good-looking. Common trait of surgeons: they have good hand dexterity. Common trait of singers: they have good vocal abilities. Common trait of soccer players: they are all very athletic. Common trait of politicians: they are largely all useless

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If Rep. Eric Burlison gets what he wants to done, would.that give Brandon Herrera the shortest tenure in history? I mean I don't want to take away jobs, but I might make an exception here.

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I lost my best friend in August this year. His ringtone was the Snake Eater theme. We rarely rent a week without trying our best to sound like good old Solid and say Metal Gear. Thanks David Hayter for being so good at it that we kept trying to perfect it. Miss you Brandon

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So the anesthesia thing was to make it more inline with governmental standards? ... wait. I thought the government was gooooooood. Bitches mad they were basically trying to make shit milspec

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Y'all remember back in the day when one of the biggest scandals a celebrity might have was shoplifting? Yeah. Can we go back to that?

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When making 20 oz of tea for consumption, you do not simply follow time directions for 2 separate cups of tea, you make shit up and hope it's not excessively strong.

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Made a post critical of a murderer, got threatened by some retard in Canada. Like you dumbass, what youre wishing death on me for, has actual fuck all to do with you.

Seamus (FreedomToons) (@seamus_coughlin) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Lord, have mercy on us. Christ, have mercy on us. Lord, have mercy on us. Christ hear us. Christ, graciously hear us. God the Father of heaven, Have mercy on us. God the Son, Redeemer of the world, Have mercy on us. God the Holy Spirit, Have mercy on us. Holy Trinity, one God,