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. . . I might as well retire to an isolated cave now because my social rep is about to go down.

SHE JUST HAD A STARING CONTEST WITH A DOG!

Chad? Seriously? I guess I'm not surprised that he needed tutoring. . .

Later at the party when someone asks if Brad knows Rowan:

Not you, necessarily. You're cute. Rowan? Yes. Definitely.

. . . I'm never going to win this, am I?

MY HEAD IS NOT— It's fine. It's fine. It's cool. It's fine.

𝐠𝐢𝐥𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐣𝐫 𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒅: ㅤㅤㅤ🔥🔥

It's a party, Row, and a frat party at that. Of course it'll be loud.

. . . I am locking my door.

. . . He's going to go and get absolutely wasted.

Brad purposefully never getting Logan's name right because he's still mad at the fact he's dating Row in secret? Absolutely.

Spots ❀ * — 𝓜𝓲𝓼𝓼 𝐀𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐚.. Heads directly for her.

For once in his life, he isn't going to correct her for using his full name. "Ariana." He's grinning, acting so casual and smooth, and then... "How is your goes the day today?" Internal facepalm.

/ you're welcome

God, if the ground could just swallow him up, that would be great. Despite his embarrassing slip-up, his charming grin remains. "You'd learn a whole new language just to talk to me?"

/ I'm here, but barely and not for long <3

"Oh, I'd definitely make it worth your while." His suave charm seems to have returned, much to his relief, and so he casually leans against the wall with his arms folding across his chest.