My life 🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️

The amount of constant fireworks is making me feel like I'm inside the microwave with a bag of popcorn. It sucks, please stop. I can't give my dogs more drugs.

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Limited time offer: If this gets 100k retweets by Friday, we’ll give everyone a 20% off their in-store purchase next weekend. A cynical ploy? Perhaps. But frankly I don’t think you can do it anyway.

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