"Do you have gluten free beer?" "No" "What's the closest?" "Air"

Your glass is empty and I'm pointing at it. What the fuck do you think "is up"?

A wink isn't an answer unless the question was "how big of a creep are you?"

Be nice to your Monday night bartenders, all of their coworkers are out having a blast without them.

It's that time of the week again!

I stole Santa's list to find out where all the naughty girls live 😈

Tweet tweet twat twat

If you're going through Hell, stop and have a drink with me.

#Stone Coffee Milk Stout and #Xocoveza are the perfect way to turn your eggnog into #BeerNog this season.

When your ex dresses up for the Star Wars movie

Current Christmas financial situation...

Basically how it goes these days

It's so true.

People love the rim jobs. x.com/rudestbartende…