Wake up, still drunk

Wake up and smell the coffee.... and then don’t forget to add skol to your coffee

Life's too short to be anything but drunk

It’s all fun and games till somebody gets pregnant

I’m just saying, if you’re gonna have one.. might as well have ten

I hate college but love all the parties

Come classy, leave trashy

Last night I let the party get the best of me

Sometimes I think I should stop drinking so much tmblr.co/ZRnR_vSqXQqU

Is it too early to start drinking?

Lets drink about it

Jersey shore drinking game: take a shot every time Snooki bitches about something

I'm not addicted to skol, I'm committed

I think we can all agree that sleeping around is a great way to meet people.

There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers

You know you're a hot mess when the only person buying you drinks all night is yourself

holy skol

im sprungg

hump day bitches

Blacked out real bad last night. Zero fucks given