X is a bin fire in the town square, but a bin fire where the village idiot paid over the odds for a perfectly good bin and set light to it because he wasn't allowed to put recyclables in it.

When TGI Fridays go bust and blame current economic conditions or the usual bullshit, I'll tell you now, it's because this isn't worth £28.

Girls U16s Football Players Wanted School Year 11 Training on Monday evenings Matches on Saturdays DM or email [email protected] #PlayersWanted #GirlsFootball #Hertfordshire

Fantastic start for our KnebFC Seniors Two late goals secures three points for the trip back to SG3 🧡

Girls U16s Football Players Wanted School Year 11 Training on Monday evenings Matches on Saturdays DM or email [email protected] #PlayersWanted #GirlsFootball #Hertfordshire

Petition to ban queueing up in pubs.

Great to see these shirts donated by Stanborough School with a new team in #zimbabwe Welwyn Hatfield Times #hatfield

YOUR 2024/25 CARABAO CUP WINNERS 😍

Shame it's so cloudy

Nick Pope

It's happening again...

In hospitality at Wembley for the Palace v Villa game and I think I've found the saddest Yorkshire Pudding ever. Footy Scran

Dean Henderson deserved a medal for that. And got one about an hour later 🤣

Responses to this are absolutely smoking! Half of the world gets the humour while the other half have the joke fly completely over their head and (unfortunately, but not unexpectedly) are quite offensive in their retorts.

Champions League football under the lights at St. James’ Park ✨ HOWAY THE LADS! 🙌

Bruno 🇧🇷 #UCL

GET INNNNNN!!!! 🤩 Tonali's delivery is superbly headed into the net by Nick Woltemade and we lead at St. James' Park! 🙌🙌

EXCLUSIVE 🚨: Newcastle United midfielder Joe Willock, 26, had to be rescued from York Maze after a distress call to emergency services was made at around 5pm on Tuesday. He had been lost in the UK's largest maze for approximately six hours.

Banish boring gift tags! I’ll be popping 12 of these self-adhesive 6”x4” Santa labels in with every webshop order up until Christmas, or you can buy them on their own for a little bit of money from my bio. Shock your granny!🌼