BREAKING: The National Guard’s office phones are reportedly ringing off the hook from hundreds of citizens requesting they use their martial law in Washington D.C. to arrest the rapist pedophile who lives at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

idk how but please make him and johnny storm kiss

HEY WHAT THE FUCK

can we normalize NOT confusing someone’s FREE time with their availability

Went to get a Covid test and a giant broccoli man walked by the door

the bible doesn’t have beefy bucky in his civil war era

An abused man is denied parole but rapists are allowed to run for president.

They’re so stupid - it hurts.

180 and 360 be eating yall up.

That’s not his foot

you people cant do ANYTHING

Telling new ghost fans I saw miasma live

🚨MAJOR BREAKING: An ICE agent was caught on tape violently ripping a child from her migrant father as he was arrested trying to RENEW HIS DOCUMENTS. This cruelty is SICK. The media FAILS to show these stories, so it’s up to us to get them everywhere.

ptv has a song about this

We are living in the dumbest timeline in human history. 😳

trump isn't dead guys.....or is he

I love how when Trump goes five days without openly violating the U.S. Constitution we just all assume he passed away