you think it's hot today? wait till you go to hell for being a lying ass bitch

if a hoe thinks you’re boring, you’re living the right way trust

ho always talm bout it’s the principle idgaf if it was da lunch lady

you gotta catch a girl red handed or she taking that lie to the grave.

Her: don't c*m quick Me: You know these kids don't listen😭

Niggas be in Walmart with they Baby Mama like: 🛒🚶🏾‍♀️ 🚶🏾‍♂️

It’s only when you grow up and consider what it takes to put hands on a child do you realize your parent(s) was likely clinically insane

Gf: "I was too busy to make something today just order out" Work wife: "Try my lunch, I made it myself🥰"

if you can link with my bitch rob her

i hate when girls be like "wrong bitch" as if i'd ever get my bitches confused

once i feel like i spoke on the situation too many times .. ima just let u do you

“It’s a rough neighborhood” And I’m a rough nigga. Now you said 3 bed 2 bath for $700 correct?

I don’t wish death on nobody. Cause I know God can make the tables turn quick. But I won’t mourn over a racist. Especially when he made it publicly know.

Texting and updating me while u out .. dang u love me fr & u value reassurance 😭

“ay dot, can I get a drop ?? i’m like nigga nahh”

“You really gone sit in the studio, work on an album & not feature anybody” 😂

Invited a nigga over to watch the game and I don’t even have a tv in my room. Surprise!

everytimeeeee

Commanders couldn’t just have a normal regression. They had to have the type of season that makes you hate the sport. 😂