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John Archer

@sirjohnarcher

I am getting my comedy chops back. Doing gigs here and there.

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linkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfBy9_SwGlY calendar_today31-03-2010 22:41:31

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Ugh... fat bitter women comedians are not funny. Gina Brillon, Taylor Tomlinson, Desi Lydic etc are amazing!!! Why are the super sized female comedians so terrible? Large make comedians are funny. Fluffy, Lavelle Crawford, John Pinette RIP, etc. One exception was Roseanne...

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I'm doubling down on FAT FEMALE COMEDIANS.... They are not funny! They are bitter bitches... hey Amy Schumer, you aren't funny. You got upset that you didn't paid as much as Dave Chappelle? You moron! Dave's funny and you're fat.

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I don't think most people in the USA truly understand Memorial Day. Especially news readers who say relax and enjoy your day. It's not your day! How does that honor the fallen? Where is the MEMORIAL part of this day? It's more than a day off work. Real people died for you!

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How funny is it that when I post a vicious reply to a pos Xer and they like my post... bots are from the devil! Lol, Let's start calling them Rosie's. #Jetsons

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OMG! News is no longer about who, what, where, when, why or how... it's emotional manipulation put out by the biased "journalist" who thinks their views are more important than the facts.

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Oh how I loath hearing actors complain about a movie shoot... especially if it's a war movie. Fuck all of you little bitches! Boo hoo... You spent 3 weeks filming a movie and not once we're you in any danger? #MemorialDay the real heros

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People who think they deserve a Birthday Month are the worst. You had NOTHING to do with your birth. Your mother deserves more recognition than you. You are so self-absorbed, you really think you're that important? If you died in a car accident, 99.99999% of us wouldn't care.

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Worf, he brings a batleth to a phaser fight... and wins. When he was adopted, HE chose Russian parents. He's died 4 times. He's the most interesting Klingon in the galaxy.

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Let's talk. Did Strange New Worlds cockblock Spock? If Spock has a cock could you block Spocks cock? Logic would dictate this could make Spock irate. You would never know it because he wouldn't show it. Emotions in check, even though he is a wreck. The grandson of Gregory Peck.

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Almost everyone thinks the future will be way better than it is now. However, what if the only real advancements are in how much pain other prisoners can inflict on the anus of another? #myfuturessobrightigottawearshadesofgray

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What the fuck? A Chevy commercial claimed WE call them the heart beat of America? Lol... fuck you!!!! No one ever said that!!!! You nuts gargglers!

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I'm still not over Chevrolet claiming anyone ever... seriously anyone ever called them the heartbeat of America? Go fuck yourselves!!!! If anyone was the heartbeat of Anerica it's veterans! You fucking cunts!!!! Fuck you all!

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Where are the good women? The ones who want a real man? The amazingly beautiful women who want a knight to slay dragon? I keep seeing women saying men are unessasary. Fine, drill for oil, build roads and bridges, put out fires, chop wood etc. Quit making real women like you!