Years have passed since I first watched the #Disney version of #Cinderella and to this day I have been asking myself how everything she was wearing disappeared at midnight except for that one glass slipper.

I started reading James Joyce's #Ulysses as a challenge for my #Nowruz holidays. I'm currently on page 13 and so far I have not only doubted my clearly insufficient knowledge of English literature, but also my previously-thought-to-have-been-sufficient knowledge of the language.

Another time Billy heard Rosewater say to a paychiatrist, 'I think u guys r going to have to come up with a lot of wonderful new lies, or people just aren't going to want to go on living.' #Slaughterhouse5 #Kurt_Vonnegut

Conversation between my brain and I, 4 am, trying to go to sleep.

Update on reading Joyce's #Ulysses: So far I have finished one novel instead of struggling to get past page 13. It's called procrastination. I'm the queen of it. The novel I finished was #Slaughterhouse5. Such a great read.

Social interactions require the same amount of energy as reading all #Harry_Potter books in one week; for yours truly the difference is in the level of enthusiasm which makes the latter totally possible and the first utterly and non-negotiably avoidable.

The universe was kind to me today. #Steven_Hawking

Last year we had earthquakes and this year we have flood to remind us how happy we are in the days that we think we are the unhappiest. #PrayForIran

*watches as her cat knocks over her playstation controller* *weeps eternally*

God give me strength to deal with this cuteness. #kitten

Pretty much all I want to do is read fanfiction and listen to #Summertime_Sadness afterwards and be dramatic.

Seriously there are no excuses for not being interested in #literature these days. I mean how can you play #God_of_War and not be interested in mythology.

I feel like my sense of twitter-humor is dying down as I approach my graduation day.

My four years of procrastinating, missing the deadlines, defending Harry Potter against my lecturers and wondering what I want to do with my life finally came to an end yesterday. Now I only do the last. #BA_graduate

Hell may be bad but atleast we aren’t going to war

Don’t hate the player. Hate the game, son.

Words of wisdom. #familyguy #petergriffin

Living under the current circumstances is so draining that I honestly admire my peers who still find it in themselves to create content and react to news.I myself spend my days replaying the same video game,wishing I could live in its post-apocalyptic universe than here. #TLOU2

#مهسا_امینی #Mahsa_Amini

What finishing the third chapter of your MA thesis at 3 AM on a workday feels like. #RE4remake