Wow, it all makes sense now. #RNC

You hate to smell it: Someone at this venue is vaping something that smells like baby powder.

Harris/Thanedar 2024

The indie rock band Cults was originally called Southern Death Cults.

It's ok to admit that The Olympics make you horny.

I keep forgetting that Natalie Merchant isn't Canadian.

Just shut up and play basketball!!!

The whole internet loves Turkish Shooting guy, a lovely Turkish guy who shoots at the Olympics! *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you the Turkish Shooting guy is Turkish

Unforced error.

I CALLED IT

You forgot "stabbing his partner in the back."

Sugar Walz

"From old Hanoi to East Berlin, Commando: involved again." -Catullus (c. 84 – c. 54 BCE)

The older I get, the more I think Sticky Fingers is the GOAT.

the one thing the establishment truly fears

For some reason, the local Jazz station just played Iggy Pop's cover of You Want it Darker, and it scared the shit out of me ngl.