Keep your head up, love

Let the dominos fall where they may

“Everything you do leaves traces, doesn’t it. The life you’ve lived is written all over you, for those who can read.”

I responded because we took bets on if the answer would be “because you’re smoking” We were all terribly wrong.

Hopefully one of your alter-egos decide to go to therapy because damn, man

You ever get real introspective and just sit back like

Frozone and his wife arguing over his super suit is probably the most relatable scene for anyone in a relationship

When he tries to come crawling back but you’d rather chew off your own arm than be in his presence. #redemption

When life’s a hypothetical dumpster fire but for once it isn’t your dumpster? Feels weird man

Not my circus, not my monkeys

You know I’m yours And I know your mine And that’s for all time

Ask if I’m emotional - fuck yeah

I love when you catch your person picking up on your mannerisms and sayings. ☺️

A van is just a trap house on wheels

Y’all ever dread a task so bad that you end up being hyper productive with any other task aside from the one you NEED to do but it’s fine ‘cause at least you were productive? Same

Any other moms out there refuse to let the fam come grocery shopping with them or is that just me? #overstimulatedmomsclub

Father’s Day will always make me sad because of some idiot I barely know