God save the King, but also the more than 1000 other people who were also diagnosed with cancer across the UK today. Cancer doesn't care who you are or how much you'll be missed and it leaves devastation in its wake.

wow Ring how do you justify this? #gouging

Hey iD Mobile this looks very bait and switchy to me! How can my estimated final bill double from one day to the next on an uncapped plan?

This new parody account would be quite funny, but it just pushes it too far.

This Easter, please take a moment to remember that if Jesus turned up now, we would lock him on a giant barge while we pass illegal legislation that will let us send him to Rwanda. Happy Easter.

Today I have mostly been taking credit for prices going down when in fact they are just going up less quickly and it is fuck all to do with me.

What the Rwanda Bill delivers: -£500m+ bill for taxpayers -performative cruelty for political gain -breaking international law -denying basic human rights to desperate people -dog whistle to the worst dregs of society -making people ashamed to be British #RwandaNotInMyName

Things like this are why I'm glad to be with #octopus

Thank you The Kiffness 😅

I tried… But the Lib Dems and Greens can’t legally stand down their candidates now So if we want to keep Farage out Guess who it’s down to… YOU VOTERS! And the tactical vote in Clacton is… LABOUR Please, vote with head Because heart will get you Farage.

Retweet if you're one of the 45% #TacticalVoting 🧵1/4

EXCLUSIVE: We’ve gone undercover inside Nigel Farage’s Reform UK campaign in Clacton and found evidence of anti-migrant rhetoric, homophobia and one canvasser making racist and offensive remarks. As @DarshnaSoni reports.

This stupid reform candidate has addressed this to an immigrant who would battle to get into the UK under their manifesto

I have decided to take the public into confidence and advise South Africa that at least R300 million has been stolen from the department in the last 10 years in an elaborate scheme by cyber-hackers, and potentially officials within the department. It is unthinkable that this has

Parody Keir Starmer Given the reported shortage of places, can we repurpose it as a prison for all the PPE fraudsters…?

Stop sharing the #FarageRiots hashtag - it's upsetting poor Nigel Farage. Please do NOT retweet. #UKRiots

Red Funnel (IoW Ferries) I put in a compensation claim last weekend for delays on my journey and have not had any response yet?