just another weekend of being a menace

Im about 5 benders away from being ready to start a family. Real talk

being too loyal starting to be a problem 😂

the Embrz > Post Malone > Mike. > Jessie Reyez > Tiesto > Cassian > Disco Lines > John Summit > Halsey concert pipeline so far has been insane 🔥

“are you okay?” me: no my skin feels weird today i want it off

drinking coffee and pretending that’ll fix everything. it won’t. but i respect the ritual.

the kind of men a guy surrounds himself with will tell you some things

Girls will text you "i miss you" while out on a date with another mf

logging back in after I forgot my password and to confirm I didn’t jump in front of a moving bus yet. stay blessed I guess.

sometimes disco lines lives rent free in my brain

I need a timeout.

I’ll take your pickle if you don’t want it.

they be like “you don’t deserve this” then do it anyway.

potatoes can be made so many different ways and i think that’s just kinda slutty