I’m calling it. Comic sans is back baby!

Seriously just gonna keep making these.

Vowels have been cool again for at least 2 years.

Everytime someone unfollows me, my mom makes another Twitter to follow me with

Little kid: velociraptors are my favorite dinosaurs Me: you know they’re basically just chickens... they’re like 1.5 - 2 feet tall tops...

If Jews really run the world, Why does Whole Foods keep putting out matzo for Yom Kippur?

Why’s it called “yum kippur” if you can’t eat

Sign me the fuck uuuup

My cholesterol was 375... the doctor said my blood is essentially margarine

James harden rn

deafening silence from SHAQ over the recent news of his arch nemesis AARON CARTER passing

You mean to tell me Johnny cockring got O.J. Simpson off??

its a wamp world out there …