I felt silly and embarrassed and as nervous as hell when I phoned the Samaritans. Like I was making a prank call. I mean what did I have to moan about. No, I said to myself, It was just late at night and I was being silly, letting my imagination run away from me like it often did

Can we set this up? Lionesses josé Paula Joey Barton 🇬🇧 Sky Sports BBC Sport

Since he’s this year’s Christmas number one, here’s a reminder of the time George Michael sent £15k to a Deal or No Deal contestant to pay for her fertility treatment, and another £25k to a woman he saw crying in a café 💚

Here is the scandal of untreated sewage overtopping from storm tanks and flowing across paths to form pools of effluent in public open space used for recreation this happens every time the River Mole rises >2.5mASD at #Horley STW! EA this has impact and is a Cat 2 pollution!

Baby's reaction to seeing a waterfall for the first time.

New report: we've traced 25 more Douglas Barrowman companies where they've unlawfully concealed the ownership. Thread:

If you’ve followed Past on Glass and have an interest in glass plate photography, get yourself to Honeywood Museum on Thursday and Friday morning for more photo magic 💥

I’m doing my best here, trying to keep this place going. I think it is time for a music thread again, it being a Friday. And anyone who doesn’t recognise this image frankly missed out big time THREAD🧵

This is absolutely superb. A masterclass. If America chooses this, frankly it deserves its fate.

I can tell from the numbers of the previous megathreads that I'm about at my limit for reach on here. Pretty much everyone who follows me will have seen this and many helped. But I need all of you to help. It's OK to be skint, but a share is free - gofundme.com/f/76armr-alfre…

How many Angela Rayner Units in a Tory? #AngelaRayners For instance.. £7,897 Boris Johnson booze bill for his Brexit party Jan 31st 2020 5 #AngelaRayners Many more below⏬️ and in this thread 👍🏼🧵 One Angela Rayner Unit of £1,500 is what the Tories claim she may owe in CGT on

‘Known to have used male prostitutes’ is Mark Menzies’ entry in the whips’ spreadsheet (which could use an update). No risk of kompromat there then! Now they’ve started tying him up & demanding a ransom for his release. Can’t make this shit up 😂😂😂

Here are the top 5 times: 1. 7:32pm (indisputably the best time) 2. 2:44pm (has its critics but an all-round excellent time) 3. 9:51pm (not too early, not too late) 4. 3:07am (chances of being required to attend a meeting at 3:07am? Low) 5. 11:38am (the connoisseur's lunch time)

This just made me piss myself.

As you watch the Aurora this evening, it’s worth reflecting that you’re getting a rare direct glimpse of the power of Nature. Those charged particles causing the atmosphere to glow came from a sunspot complex 17 times the diameter of Earth and traveled across 90 million miles at

Seeing this Ashley Beedle fundraiser go to almost 50k in less than a day is incredibly amazing and heartwarming. Seems there's still a lot of love in this world - our lot are good eggs. gofundme.com/f/ashley-beedl…

Italo Disco Banger is officially released on Friday this week! Huge thanks to everyone who’s pre-ordered a copy. Huge thanks to ALL the DJs who’ve been testing it out pre-release. Who should I get to remix it then?

As #shoegaze enjoys a resurgence, Ride, RIDE, take whynow through 10 albums that shaped the genre, featuring classics by My Bloody Valentine, Cocteau Twins, and more. #Ride whynow.co.uk/read/ride-esse…