I enjoyed the alliteration on the Princess of Wales health piece yesterday Jonny Dymond

"welcome up the front stairs" Katie Derham? Maybe I should hire you to script our new Carry On works!

I went with a couple of friends to see Why I Stuck A Flare Up My Arse For England written and performed by the very talented alex hill. It's a very funny and surprisingly moving backstory (sorry) of the #bumflareman told in a tight 60 minutes. Go see! #bumflareplay #londontheatre #theatre #football #euros

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Given the upcoming election, here's a message from the only party guaranteed to put a smile on your face, a song in your heart and spring in your step! youtu.be/avhc8fRnL70?si…

youtube.com/shorts/vx-muaz… Thank you Skegness! We had a blast too! Really great start to our summer shows. Looking forward to @CarnegieTheatre #Workington tonight, theatresevern #Shrewsbury tomorrow and Taunton Brewhouse #Taunton on Friday. #buddyhollyandthecricketers Buddy Holly and The Cricketers

Don’t get Sky TV glass. It is a clunky, error-strewn attempt to interface with various broadcasting platforms. For the viewer, it is a hugely frustrating experience and it should have been developed fully before launching. The support service is also woefully poor.

#NZvENG Surprised and sad to hear the Kiwi crowd boo and jeer the kicker.

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Wonderful understatement from the lady being interviewed about those who burnt down the Liverpool library because they thought all the children’s books had been replaced with copies of the Koran: “There’s a lack of critical thinking here”!

Apparently they kill babies in America. Did anyone know that? I really think we should have been told. #Debate2024

And immigrants are eating people’s pets. Bloody hell, what a country. #Debate2024

#Debate2024 Trump, “Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me…”

Brilliant, Michael, as ever. And absolutely terrifying.