You think social distancing is weird? Wait til you have to unlearn it.🤯

Tab one is the new inbox zero.

Wife was eating a burrito and I saw some of it oozing out the end, unbeknownst to her. Told her her burrito was pooping.

Accidentally discovered 0-9 on keyboard skips a YouTube video to 0-90%, respectively (in desktop browser). Did everyone already know this?

RIP RBG

Previews from two of my YouTube subscriptions, Kumiko Love - Money Expert UrAvgConsumer, uploaded close to the same time. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

"I'm not here to make you comfortable." If you get uncomfortable watching, keep watching. When she talks about her autistic son it will make a lot more sense to you. youtu.be/_7lFQENR79E

Hello Space Nerds! #CountdownToMars

I’m verifying my Twitter account with BLH PoC. Check out my profile: app.rarible.com/marksimonds/on…

Idea: When ordering at a drive-thru (looking at you Starbucks), have a code word to signify you don't want to engage in chit-chat at the window. My suggestion: Barista: Would you like anything else? Me: Flowers. This works unless the place sells flowers. Thoughts?

Get paid to poop! reuters.com/world/asia-pac…

Doesn't "authentic" imply 100%? I'd love to see something advertised as 85% authentic.

Mac users: want to maximize your app window but not full screen it? Hold down option key while clicking maximize button! Did everyone already know about this? Blew my mind when I found out about it.

Been using Fig for a bit now. Cool auto-complete for terminal. Want to try? First five people to fig.io/invite/?code=b… can jump the waitlist.

At the drive-thru window waiting for my order when DMX's "Party Up" comes on the radio. I look at the kids working there and realize none of them were even born when the song came out. #youknowyoureoldwhen

Such a badass.

The Batman review in one sentence: If Se7en had more beatdowns.

Happy Birthday Prince! youtu.be/Ik8Np8Jt8gY

Hey Starbucks, how about separating promotions into its own category in your Android app?

IMPACT SUCCESS! Watch from #DARTMIssion’s DRACO Camera, as the vending machine-sized spacecraft successfully collides with asteroid Dimorphos, which is the size of a football stadium and poses no threat to Earth.