"Oh...now I know what Sally was talking about a week or so ago..." Silver's in his room, sweating.

(Darnit, Sega, quit acting like Nintendo!)

(tfw you don't want to talk to someone, but you'd feel guilty both telling them you're not interested and ghosting them)

"Wonder what there is to do today?" Silver asked, laying on his bed

"...Wait, I blanked, what's going on-?"

"Had a huge plate of leftover Mexican restaurant chips and Salsa, a small chocolate shake from Meh Burger and a Mountain Dew for lunch. I feel like errors were made somewhere, but I can't figure out where..."

Silver sighed. He was not in a good mood right now. It was more of a "Lack of motivation to really do anything worth doing" kind of mood.

(I feel like I need to be more active here, but I can't think of anything to write about anymore)

(Nintendo knows *exactly* what they're doing) nintendo.com/games/detail/t…

"Hedgehog boyfriend?" Silver tilts his head in confusion.

"Oh."

"...Great. All that hard work to change the future for the better, and it all goes up in smoke. I really *am* useless, huh?" Silver sighed sadly.

(I see the Onion had reported on my job searches)

"Ugh. I *told* Sonic that that gacha game was just a cash grab, but of *course* he doesn't listen to the guy who actually knows the future!"

"What the-- LUIGI?! What are you doing in a Dreamcast game?! Time and space is going nuts right now!"

Tapping Blaze with the touch screen in Sonic Rush will result in her jumping like a scared cat, furiously stomping her foot and turning away from the player.

"And thus Jet now knows the pain I feel when people call my head spines pot leaves"

Silver when someone tells him "It's no use!" to reference the meme: