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Spud smile

Dum dum boy is one year old today!

I can’t not read MLM as Major League Maseball. Yes I am watching the lularoe doc.

U know ur a skincare slut when your phone autocorrects haha to bha

Something about checking out ur target purchase of $10 sauv blanc, one vegan microwave dinner, and a pack of dark chocolate sea salt caramels while toro y moi’s laws of the universe plays over the loudspeaker really just hits

My dad grabbed 4 dinner mints out of habit tonight and now I’m crying

A few weekends ago I drunkenly talked at someone I had just met about Acclaimed Film Grind for too long then quickly pivoted to talking at them about Under the Silver Lake for, again, too long and realized I truly am the worst.

It is 4 am so naturally saya tidak suka kalian 💜 and I are watching 13 going on 30

In a mansion,wistfully roller skating to Angel Olsen

My sister and her gf are the most hetero queer couple I’ve ever met. They were Hugh Hefner & a playmate for Halloween. They’re super into craft beers and stomp and holler music. They alone are queering heterosexuality. Good 4 them.

Crying sobbing throwing a tantrum over my waist to hip ratio while rubbing my perfect ass

Bro please stop doing your SpongeBob impression, you’re scaring the hoes

Limerance would be a beautiful name for a child

My toxic trait is immediately listening to WHY?s entire discography after a single song comes up on shuffle

🎶 I’ve got rocks inside my pockets, and I’m walkin into the River Ouse 🎶

My dog spud takes pics like a YouTuber bf

Could a person slowly descending into a disordered eating relapse do THIS?! *proceeds to insist on surviving off of spicy silken tofu and chia pudding*

tbh the most single a person can be is crying alone at a New Year’s party. classic single