All these white people mad about Kendrick Lamar’s Super Bowl performance… I hope next year they get Bad Bunny performing the whole set in Spanish.

They did such a good job scaring us about teen pregnancy that we're 25 and still scared.

Texted him back which means he has the power to abandon me again

literally-aholic

And to my grandchildren I leave my collection of grocery bags that I store inside other grocery bags.

My fiance said I couldnt name 5 football players: 1. Giselle ex husband 2. Ciara husband 3. Taylor Swift future husband 4. Cardi B baby daddy 5. The welfare thief that should be in prison 6. and Colin Kaepernick I knew six!

Hey Grok, which language was spoken in the United States first, English or Spanish?

"We should go out sometimes" Me😭:

"let's take a picture" me

I wish a had a bf who could massage me to sleep in exchange for nothing tn

I’m crying out to God to help with me with these hard times… woahhh

i be wanting to catch a flight just to go somewhere else to eat 😭

If you’re so behind why you always the youngest in the room

Don’t make me call…PorSHA

“why didn’t you buy bitcoin in 2012” me in 2012:

who the fuck is dow jones

they just found out i’m hannah montana

smoking on that shit that made annie ok

i love saying "oh" cause like oh