tweets; and b) you probably don't posesss the brainpower to ever bring anything to society. Kill yourself.

On a lighter note - GO (insert sports team from your high school or colllege) ... (in the past that's helped me mend fences with halfwits)

"Can't tell you the last time I played Badminton, but I have about twelve shuttlecocks in my trunk." - Casey

We're under the assumption that there is a theory out there ...

and it is our job, if we are efficiently smart and efficiently industrious, to find out what it is.

and once again, twitters desire to force into brevity has cost them MORE money than if there was no limit on my musings. ...

...and I'm fine with it either way. Oh, numb3rs tonight was cool.

I might go to the pirates show at treasure island tonight dressed in a navy uniform and see if I can get a bunch of people to boo them

House: "I lost my mojo" ... Wilson: "Have you retraced your steps?"

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?

My friend Brian from home in philly is in town this week. He is obsessed with buying new products, got me this - http://tinyurl.com/ca4gj5

Saw adam junglen at my doctors today. Vegas is weird.

In the ER, pancreatitus got worse. :(

Have to stay overnight for observation so they're sure my pancreis levels are ok. No tv either. Lukily brght HIMYM dvds

Anyone can call or text if they like, its obv boring here

Waitin on dr r clearance. Most pain gone. Wtchd all seas 3 of how I met ur mother, missed lost - NO SPOILERS! I will kill u w. My hands.

My whole room smells like starburst, yet I haven't eaten in 3 days

Hospital can't find my clothes or wallet ... Wtf

Home from hospital. They did manage 2 lose my clothes, shoes, and wallet, but at least I feel better. (came home in paper scrubs and socks)

Get home from the pharmacy, and park'd in my ASSIGNED parking spot is a company/business van with the name "Parking Solutions" on the side.