The bears are taking ozempic and becoming otters. the otters are getting laser and becoming twinks. the twinks are injecting E and becoming dolls. the dolls are getting their hair cut and becoming butches. And the butches, the butches are taking T and becoming bears

if our love is insanity why are you my clarity

We should all know less about each other

lowkey I think I’m getting a tan

Geese:

i actually don't fucking care if immigrants are "hard working" or not. i care that they're people

Labubu? More like Laboohoo

Losing it over this therapy horse that vigorously plays the piano to wake kids up from anesthesia

“And with all due respect to Mr. Ben Mankiewicz, using AI to preserve the magic of The Wizard of Oz is like using cancer to preserve the function of a pancreas.”

Here’s the original unedited version for those curious

she wrote this

The face of a man who just loves acting but it comes with a price: Regularly having to listen to a lot of auld shite talk.

Fine Gael have disgraced themselves even further. I urge you to vote for a decent person to represent our country on the international stage. Vote Catherine Connelly. If you’re young, don’t think your vote doesn’t matter. It’s what they want you to believe. VOTE!!!

mitski has joined the war against seasonal depression on the side of seasonal depression

Dating men again has me taking my “as needed when stressed” medication daily istg

she ate this up so bad . the lambs were silent because they were GAGGED

Either Star Trek got it wrong or this is about to be the most eventful 9 days in Irish history.

From now on when I mention drinking tea and someone online goes "TEA! BRITISH! TEA DRINKERS MUST BE BRITISH!" I will bring out THE PER-CAPITA TEA CONSUMPTION RANKINGS