happy hannukah

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eating snyder's on the call

every show w jason mantzoukas is like: how can we make him even more disgusting

referring to the hospital i was born at as my alma mater

one time i was trying to parallel park and the guy was still in the car in front of me. he saw me struggling and came out and offered to park for me. then he love-tapped his own car with my car while he was driving it.

my 31 year old roommate says “traffic jam !” when we’re both in the hallway at the same time

what would you do if your significant other said they were getting u a pint ben & jerry’s and they came home with Vanilla

beets from my mom’s garden 😍

would like a 2 week notice before friends delete their facebook. so much embarrassing stuff to store. i need time !

obsessed w this.. my mom wrote a guide to food in boston in 1996... and this one bakery still uses her review on uber eats

currently sitting in the dark, tweeting by candlelight, bc my space heater (that my 31 year old roommate required me to use instead of the built in gas heater) has blown the fuse in my room and he won’t help me reset it bc he’s playing call of duty

girls instagram posts for their friends’ birthdays is queerbaiting

cats where they should be

had a dream that imessage had a stab-react

gaslight gatekeep

here we go !