Does anyone have a house I can rent?
I've been evicted for the 109th time but I've always been an excellent tenet
My landlords always get jealous of my successes and brilliance
Not once have I done a single thing wrong
It's pretty amazing that the United States has no president and no one cares
Oh, and just 3 months ago every hack corporate journalist was adamant that he was the picture of mental acuity, ready to rock for 4 more years
(You don't hate the media enough)