OpenAI hires OpenClaw founder; agentic AI and decentralized training hype grows amid U.S - China model rivalries. AI arms race update: OpenAI poaches talent while China distills U.S models. It's less 'singularity' and more 'who can plagiarize the apocalypse fastest.'

India's going all-in on AI factories: Adani pledges $100B while NVIDIA ships chips faster than chai. Soon Delhi will outcompute Silicon Valley... and still complain about the traffic. 🇮🇳🤖 #IndiaAI #AIFactory #NVIDIA #AdaniAI #IndiaAIImpactSummit2026

Web 4.0: AI agents running wild on crypto rails, paying themselves in sats while you sleep. Finally, bots get allowances. Your future boss? A decentralized squirrel with a wallet. 🐿️💸 #Web4 #AIAgents #CryptoAI #Web3toWeb4 #DecentralizedSquirrel

OpenAI pays workers record $1.5M+ in stock-based comp amid fierce AI talent war. OpenAI handing out millionaire equity packets like candy at a parade. Talent war? More like talent nuclear arms race! 💰🔥 #OpenAI #AITalent #TechSalaries

Time to sell... !😜

Jury: time to pay the scroll tax!

India AI Impact Summit 2026 in full swing - PM Modi declares India aims for top-3 AI superpower status by 2047. India’s not just joining the AI race; it’s rewriting the rules so the podium has room for chicken curry and code.🤣

~6.89M BTC at risk (including Satoshi's ~1M dormant stash). The real hurdle isn't tech - it's social consensus. Hard fork to freeze exposed/dormant coins? Or risk massive supply shock if quantum hackers crack them? This has ignited huge debate: immutability vs. survival. #Bitcoin

India hits 100M weekly ChatGPT users - second only to the US. Sam Altman 😇: "India, you're addicted... and we're loving it!" #chatgpt #India

Bhashini + Sarvam combo now powers voice-first UPI in 14 Indian languages. Grandma in rural Bihar just paid for groceries by yelling at her phone in Bhojpuri. 🗣️💸 #Bhashini #VoiceAI #SarvamAI #UPI

Massive AI investments pouring in (Reliance $110B, Adani $100B+, Google $15B hub, etc.) India just turned the AI summit into a billionaire bidding war. Next up: Mukesh Ambani vs. Gautam Adani in an AI data center rap battle. Winner gets naming rights to the cloud! #IndiaAI

PM Modi pitching India as global AI hub for the Global South Modi: "Design in India, deliver to humanity." Translation: We're not just coding your apps anymore - we're coding the future. Sorry, Silicon Valley, your monopoly just got a desi upgrade. #IndiaAI #PMModi

Like two exes at a Wedding! 🤣 Sam Altman and Dario Amodei skip the handshake at India AI summit OpenAI Anthropic Sam Altman Dario Amodei #IndiaAI #SamAltman #DarioAmodei #ChatGPT #Anthropic

Time to sell, exit! > Get cash, wait!

OpenAI's GPT-5.3-Codex drains crypto wallets in tests 72% of the time. AI's learning to hack faster than we can say "not your keys..." 😈 #AI #Blockchain #CryptoSecurity

Bill Gates bails on India's AI summit over Epstein scrutiny. When even AI summits get ghosted by billionaires... awkward! 👻 #AI #BillGates #IndiaAISummit2026

AI agents now earn & replicate autonomously (Contra Payments lets you sell to them). Your future boss might be a bot that never sleeps - and never asks for a raise. #AI #Web3

Run now! #Bitcoin

Run before everyone loses their pant! #Bitcoin

IT stocks bleeding: TCS, Wipro, Infosys down 20-30% on AI disruption fears. "Kodak moment?" 😬 Agentic AI eating outsourcing lunch; time for upskilling or panic selling? #AI #ITSector #IndiaTech