EVERY TIME I NUT A ***BABY ***SHOULD***BE***BORN*** AFTER THAT, WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK?

#wtf do u call this kind of pussy ? #WTFisWrongWithPeople #hangers #batwings #LipsDontLie #LipSyncBattle #suckit

Wait a stinking second lil bishhh !! #whataburger #wtf #wtfbitch #asianpussy #assopen

Chopped up some jalapenos for an omelette and then finger banged my ole gal and her puss was fire #pork

Can't get preggers if ya go peggers

How about the elongation of the gravitational pull of their SNOOOOOOCHIEEEEEEEE

We are in a statewide West Nile warning so don't leave your dick out. If it swells up in the middle of the night the size of a 8 ball, you're gonna die

She ate one of those impossible burgers, it was like cardboard. She shit a shoebox

Trans Santa has an alien strap on that shoots guac.

Tip for 2020: You will never go hungry if you eat your own smegma.