Halt! Seize him!

I love balatro because I lost the hand after this

They put me on the side of a mountain

Sitting on a mossy boulder in the forest. What could be better than this

Have they thought about making coffee that doesn't give you the poisoned status effect when you drink it?

You wouldn't rob a train would you?

There's rumors going around that they're gonna put me in a big stew pot and boil me tomorrow

Did it ever occur to anyone that the boots also could have been made for standing? Also many other gates besides walking too

I can't believe They thought it would be funny to irradiate my shrimp alfredo...

A man in a grey trenchcoat smoking a cigarette stopped me to ask if I knew anything about the strange happenings in my town. Told him They're doing it. I blinked and he was gone. They know I know now...

Walked outside this morning and there's a car just floating in the air in the middle of the street. It has to have something to do with those radio towers that reach further into the sky than you can see that They installed. Look I'm no 5g conspiracy theorist but it's sketchy...

I was taking the cat for a walk and came across the pillars of doom that whisper how you will die. I don't even care, but I didn't want that for the cat yk. Cut the walk short but I'm gonna be so pissed if they reappear on the way back

They put bubbles in my fire extinguisher. Real funny guys, my jiffy pop caught on fire and I sprayed bubbles on it. They think that They are hilarious

Did you guys want alternate universe sheriff posting to resume? I stopped by accident and never picked it back up i would feel bad if I left you all on the edge of your seats waiting to find out what happens next

Ahoy, all you salty scallywags and Sea critters galore, Team Fish n Ships invites you to join them for the Winter Games on 1/17 3PMCST/ 1/18 8AM AEDT for Video Game Jeopardy and Campfire Karaoke! Your Captain, Vill A. Ger ♪︎ Sky Pirate VT 🏴‍☠️☁️ would like to share the team's Donation Incentives!

Hello Vlympia fans! It is our pleasure to announce and invite you to our now public Discord! Here you can keep up with announcements and interact with other fans and players! Additionally, we've created an early sign-up sheet for Vlympia 2026. Links Below!

DISCORD: discord.gg/rDFbcWgCQV Early Sign-Ups:docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAI…

Hey I'm running this! You guys should mark your calendars!