Kamala's flag pin looks like it's been sitting in a smoky bar since the 80s. It's more yellow than Donald's face.

Way too long live reaction of the debate starts soon! youtube.com/live/lNCsv9XkP…

Twenty-three years. 🙏🕊

40s Pearl Harbor 60s MLK/Kennedys 00s 9/11 20s 'VID I guess the 80s had coccaine?

If we're not supposed to eat paint chips, why are they called chips?

I eat more pussy than a Haitian immigrant.

EMBARRASSING: Kamala Harris Loses Teamsters to Trump - MITAM youtube.com/live/ElAb0KIq3… via YouTube

Off to be fondled by TSA. Pro-tip. Make it weird for them too. Go limp in the knees and let out a soft moan while they do it.

#ChatLivesMatter

Biden promises that the next Trump assassin will be Woman of Color.

The wife gave birth to our daughter two days ago. She said to me, "I can see you in her." Roll Tide.

Why's it you never see a ghost wearing a black bed sheet? Fucking racists.

A Flappy Bird type side-scroller game, except instead of a bird, you're a "clump of cells" trying to avoid coat hangers and plan B concoctions. Stabby Blob.

Fuck a new car scent, give me a vehicle that smells like brisket and BBQ.

Women are hurricanes. They start off blowing really hard and end up as a tropical depression.

That's right. The star goes into ... the square hole.

7 years of alt-account. Damn.

If the first time you fuck a virgin, do you void her warranty?