bye bye bye the not nsync version 🤣 Middle Child

Costco puts their WHOLE pussy into those hot dogs.

My little goofy goober 🥹🥰

Every time this little man stretches in his sleep he farts and I think it’s the funniest thing in the world 😭

Pete Davidson texted mgk the weatherman: "Pete texted me, and he was like, 'I can't believe you told New York City that it's cloudy with a chance of meatballs.'" #mgk #machinegunkelly #colsonbaker machine gun kelly

This yours? Junglebook 👀🥰

oh to be ducks walking on Hydrangea petals

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The kids are starting garage bands again...nature is healing

If this ain’t us I don’t want it lmfaoo

God bless Black Sabbath. God bless ozzy Osbourne. It was my biggest honour to share the stage with so many of my heroes and sing this monumental song. I will post the full performance when I have it. Thank you Ozzy, Toni, Geeza and Bill for starting it all for us. 🖤🦇

Felt like the pursuit of happiness

GUYS. CHRIS D’ELIA JUST WALKED IP TO ME WHILE I WAS WORKING AND ALL I SAID WAS THAT I RECOGNIZED HIM AND HE JUST SAID “I’m a comedian” LIKE I KNOW. I LOVE YOU OBVIOUSLY. AND ALL I SAID BACK WAS “I KNEW IT! Sorry…” why am I like this 😔

Took some pre workout this morning and felt my pupils grow.

Hot take but I don’t think cheese belongs in deli meat sandwiches. I said what I said.

She’s cooking 👏👏👏

I have too much to do to be peeing this much.

The show I’m watching on Hulu expires in a week and I’m off for the next 2 days so I’m boutta to whip out the all day tittie buffet bc I’m marathoning this shit. Little criminal.