It's important to install proper paving at every entrance Even at Sheffield's Platform 9 3/4 #Sheffield #Hogwarts

Our new lorries can carry 500 litres of magic paint in one go! That’s a lot of safe cycling #KeepingYouSafe

Ken (right) draws the lines while Pete (left) adds a drop of voodoo. That’s what keeps you safe. #KeepingYouSafe

Hey! They've now SuperSlim cycle lanes in Ipswich. Great aren't they? #GreatSheffieldInvention #KeepingYouSafe x.com/smsm1/status/7…

Terrorists make bombs from mortar. That's why all this is #KeepingYouSafe

Hey! Wibbly-Wobbly SuperSlim bike lanes. World first. We laugh in your face #London #cycling mini#miniholland

Her Maj only gets to 90 by having to wear hi-vis 24 hours a day #KeepingMaamSafe bbc.in/1PQRPTE

Thanks Streets Ahead for all this fantastic new off-street parking for Sheffield Wednesday fans #keepingyousafe

That's a bit harsh; we're still working on this. We've just opened the fantastic Watersmeet route. #SafetyTakesTime x.com/dexterjohnston…

Cyclists do keep whinging about this - so we've drawn them a diagram

Aaghh! Someone has leaked our super-secret plans for cycle superhighways all over east Sheffield. £millions already spent, many roads closed

Our friends at CycleSheffield are voting on our best bits! They've even made a video of our great cycle lanes vine.co/v/eZYJLv5AT7g

We're particularly proud of this one Thanks @dexterjohnstone

And don't forget, our pioneering SuperSlim and Wibbly Wobbly lanes have been seen all over the world #MadeInSheffield

With cycle lanes like these, it's no surprise that nearly 1% of all journeys are made by bike in Sheffield!

We always love a shiny new K Frame ❤ #KeepingPedestriansSafe

Getting so many messages from road crime victims coupled with polite inaction from our justice system, I think it's time for this:

Eeh! We used to dream of a route like 9 Elms in Sheffield #FourYorkshireCyclists x.com/london_cycling…

The girl was ran over by a car and had her pelvis crushed....and this what you take from it? Wow x.com/HantsPolRoads/…