Someone clearly hasn’t read their theory:

Misread it as Alatreon

The person who drew this is so scared of aging that even in the ‘haha like that would ever happen’ timeline they made the 40s Godless Abomination a sexy shadow man

Why did we start letting the tire company decide what food is tastier

“These are the women men go to war for” why’d you have to make it corny bro

I love that when a Monster commits an atrocity in America everyone’s first instinct is to slooth out if they were slightly left or slightly right wing to narrative build. That’s probably healthy

He wants to be seen as quirky & eccentric SOOO BAD

Found the sequel to ‘For Sale: Baby shoes’ on Facebook marketplace today.

Wow, look at all those border lines! that was pretty impressive, only the white race could draw that many hypothetical demarcations of land, bravo!

Come on guys, I feel like if a plane hit the World Trade Center I would’ve remembered that.

This is my favorite kind of conspiracy theory. Tree cryptid?? we built the Washington monument on the tree Cryptid, and we have to feed people to it??? That’s pretty cool :)

Interesting, I wonder what this thing over here means anything